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Tom Bailey, Edinburgh, Scotland

Poems on the Buses Exhibition

I tried to write a break-up poem
but I wrote this instead

We visited The Museum Museum where all of the exhibits were exhibits about exhibits and the dioramas featured several life-sized dioramas. Red ropes roped off a display of red ropes. A sign in front of a sign said PLEASE DO NOT SIT ON THIS SIGN. There was a guard in the corner of every room, guarding another sadder-looking guard who guarded nothing. All of the paintings were about paint. I never wanted to leave.