Have Nots

I have not laid wasted on a nightclub floor, I have not laid waste to a hyper-calorific burrito, I have not laid down my life in a postapocalyptic wasteland, I have not gotten laid, what a waste, I have not laid, wasting a whole day in bed, I have not laid a pet fish to rest, condemned it to waste I have not laid it bare for a loved one wasting away, I fear to lay down, and to waste it all.