I have not laid wasted on a nightclub floor,
I have not laid waste to a hyper-calorific burrito,
I have not laid down my life in a postapocalyptic wasteland,
I have not gotten laid, what a waste,
I have not laid, wasting a whole day in bed,
I have not laid a pet fish to rest, condemned it to waste
I have not laid it bare for a loved one wasting away,
I fear to lay down, and to waste it all.